August 31, 2007

Meh

I am such a horrible person.

Why? Why am I a horrible person, you might ask.

Well, let's recap, shall we?

First of all, and as mostly everyone knows, I am no good at physically fighting. However, to make up for this lack of brute strength, I utilize my extensive vocabulary and think up the most terrible things that I know will severely hurt the person I am incapable of outfighting. Terrible things. And then I feel even more horrible on top of being a horrible person because despite the fact that 98% of the time I don't mean anything that I say during these enraged times... I say them nonetheless. I'm a jerk. I know it. I just wish I could go back and erase....

I am so sorry. You deserve better than me.

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